Pizza Patrol

Pizza Patrol

Made by Trapp Interactive

The world has fallen into ruin following the PIZZAPOCALYPSE, making pizza the Earth's rarest commodity.

You, like your father before you, are a PIZZA RUNNER — a wasteland delivery driver navigating a gauntlet of bandits and hazards in an auto-scrolling, cannon-mounted van.

Survive to reach outposts, where you can spend your hard-earned delivery tips on vehicle upgrades. Bulk up to outrun and outgun the enemies on your route, or hoard your cash to climb the global Point A Pizzeria Employee Leaderboards.

Features:

  • Fluid 50 FPS Action: Experience silky-smooth performance paired with crisp, high-contrast visuals.
  • 15 Intense Stages: Navigate 3 increasingly difficult days. Will you survive the week?
  • Global Scoreboards: Compete against other Pizza Runners worldwide via full Catalog network leaderboard integration.
  • Tailored Controls: Fully supports both D-pad and Crank playstyles.

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Scoreboards

Top Employees: Monday

1
citizentrapp
124
2
Terrducken
53

Top Employees: Wednesday

1
citizentrapp
187
2
Terrducken
95

Top Employees: Friday

1
citizentrapp
147
2
Terrducken
110
  • 51.9 MB.
  • First published 07/07/2026
  • This game's developer created it without the use of generative AI.
  • This game includes outlandish, arcade-style depictions of vehicle-on-vehicle violence. It features no blood or gore, only pixelated vehicular explosions.
  • This game offers both "D-pad+Buttons" and "D-pad+Crank" control schemes depending on your preference and comfort. Settings are provided to adjust rotation speed, toggle music, toggle visual effects (screen shake, screen flash, particle effects), and to lock the frame rate at 30fps for reduced visual intensity or lower performance devices. Audio effects and cues are not essential to play the game. Quick reflexes are required to play at higher levels.
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