The Barkless Doctrine

The Barkless Doctrine

Made by Neven Mrgan

After being woken up by a mysterious phone call from her most important relative, Val goes on a journey through the busy streets of NYC, the seedy political underbelly of Washington D.C., and the dark suburbia on the periphery of the American dream. Can the two twin-aunts stop General Wagmore Barkless before it’s too late?

The Barkless Doctrine is an interactive comedy novel; a book in which you navigate the complex geopolitical tomfoolery that gets thrown at you. Will you accept Kitty’s invitation to a daring mission? Will you be rude to people, or only kind of rude? Green or red salsa? 👍👎 Choose wisely, for the fate of the free world is in your goofball hands!

Like a spy thriller paperback shuffled with a 1972 Toilet Jokes book, this is a heart-pounding, page-turning read filled with likable(?) characters, high stakes, and a freewheeling spirit. Read at your own pace, don’t worry about restarting or "dying"—but most importantly, remember to have fun out there 😎

  • Writing, design, and art by Neven Mrgan
  • Music and sound by David Wester
  • Code by James Moore and Steven Frank
  • Illustrations by Daniel Mrgan (much love to my older brother!)

Version 1.0.2

  • Added loading screen while loading larger save files
  • Fixed occasional incorrect quote marks
  • Fixed variuos typos

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  • 19.7 MB.
  • First published 06/06/2023, last updated 07/14/2023.
  • We think all players and readers will find this game appropriate, though smaller kids might think adults are weird and boring.
  • This game uses the d-pad and the action buttons for basic menu selections. It’s real simple!
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